Human Stupidicus

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Human Stupidicus

Scientists have recently made an unusual discovery. They claim that amid the world population fully twenty five percent show an ancestral DNA link to Neanderthal man. They have renamed these modern throw backs, “Human Stupidicus.” Here are a few examples; These individuals are highly ego centric, they never use turn signals, do not hold doors open for others, cut others off in traffic, and budge into line ups at cashiers. They are rather linguistically challenged and when emotionally upset are rendered nearly speechless except for a few crude hand gestures and one syllable cuss words. When parking they make sure to take up at least two or three spaces, make sure its crooked and yes for kicks make sure they ding your door. They will hold up traffic, both lanes to have a chat with the guy in other car, just because they know each other, often live next door. (last week we observed an example of high tech human stupidicous. The pair drew their cars next to each other at the entry of a gas station, blocking other cars and even commercial trucks from entry. Each kept their windows closed so their air conditioning could continue to keep them comfortable, popped open their I-phones and commenced texting.) Female human stupidicous can be seen in all her glory in cashier line ups. They chat with others, check their phones, then get to the cashier fumble through their bags looking for their customer cards. Then after three minutes give up looking for them. Once rung through, they spend another three minutes looking for their cash card only to find its in the purse they left at home. When in the great outdoors they show little sense of the environment, tossing sundry litter all about, be it bottles, bags, cigarettes or candy wrap. Often they can be seen wearing inappropriate clothing for the weather conditions such as shorts on a twenty below zero day, or stretch pants that are several sizes too small. The female of their species likes to apply make-up when driving on the freeways at maximum speed, displaying a formidable lack of fear of death. Many seem to have ears far too small, their listening skills suspect, noticeable most when they are in adolescence. However they compensate for their lack of hearing by having mouths far too large. Their speech often so loud that it can be heard through a restaurant or office.
Scientists note that there are varied degrees of this ancient DNA. Some have only a small fraction others more. The next time you see one of these throwbacks just smile and thank you lucky stars you got the good end of the DNA stick.

Immature Senior- Season’s End

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Season’s End

The days in the sun are gone
a chill is in the air
trees are going golden
leaves falling everywhere

I long for the lazy days
when the sun was oh so high
for with this season of fall
I know winter is truly nigh

Away go my sandals and shorts
and the creamy sun block too
out come my winter sweaters
and my long-johns oh so blue

Away goes the rake and garden hoe
my mind is in a muddle
soon frosty white icy snow
will give way to the autumn puddle

My days in the sun are past
and fall is in the air
why did they leave so swiftly
why didn’t the summer last?

Immature Senior & Found Poetry

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Found Poetry

Found Poetry- Every line is a song title…really!

From The Heart

My Heart Cries For You
Are You Lonesome Tonight?
All In Love Is Fair
Don’t Give Up
I Won’t Ever Let You Down
I’m Your Angel
This I promise You

Give Me One More Night
You Can Do Magic
I Need You
Here I Am
Mercy Mercy Me
I Pledge My Love
Love Of My Life
Inseparable!

Bathroom Bar

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Bathroom Bar

Overheard in our local fast food joint the other day…
One Senior said to the next, “Did you hear about Harry? He’s getting a bar put into his bathroom.”
“A bar? I thought Harry had quit drinking!”
“No you fool, not that kind of bar!” Replied the first.
“Is there any other kind?”
“Of course there is. Harry is getting a bar so he can get in and out of the tub, its to assist him! No one would want the other kind of bar in their bathroom!” added the first.
“Well…I would,” the second glumly observed, “its better than the kind you need to help you get up!”
“Yeah, a bar in the John, great spot for one. A man could do his drinking, his thinking and his tinkling all at one and in absolute peace!”
The pair went thoughtful and quiet. I could almost see the wheels turning!

Salt Of My Tears

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Salt Of My Tears

Greetings, finally I am able to post, though there may be down times yet to come.
My latest book, SALT OF MY TEARS, has been published. It is available at Amazon and other like retailers on line, just do a search using my name- Vanessa Isitt- it will do the trick. At present I have only found it in hard copy, but the e-book should soon be available. This story was inspired when my family made a trip through the Crow’s Nest pass and visited the Frank Slide Interpretive center some twenty plus years ago. It was almost published back then, but things fell through. I put it away for years, and only recently too another look at it. After a few edits I sent it out and at last found a publisher!
Below is a brief description of what it is about.
Very few of us know what its like to be buried alive. Fewer yet, survive it.
When Turtle mountain fractured and slid on top of the sleeping town of Frank, lives were lost, lives were changed. Some perished in an instant, some survived, and some were buried alive.
Salt of My Tears is a tale of two young strangers who become trapped in the tragic rock slide that buried the town of Frank in the early morning hours of April 29, 1903. During their six day entrapment, both begin to leave their pasts behind, and learn to love again. When their miraculous rescue occurs the past catches up to them, threatening to destroy them both.

Immature Senior has Computer Problems!

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Posting Issues

To all my readers an apology. I am having problems with internet access.
I have just learned that Telus in its great wisdom has seen fit to end all dial up service in Western Canada. No heads up…no warning, just boom, a big disconnect! Now I have a very old computer…almost an antique. I like my old dinosaur, very much. And since I mainly deal with text on line, the dial up was just fine.
But Telus sees it otherwise. For some reason they have decided to end dial up access to all providers…its only high speed now. I think my poor little machine would go up in smoke! I spent all day Thursday trying to find out what was going on, it took a bit of digging to find out what Telus had done, my internet provider eventually told me. Then I called Telus, and yes they admitted to the crime. They were, as you can imagine less than sympathetic. I am hornet mad. At present I pay a little over $26.00 including taxes and fees for my dial up service. It has been a great service. Now I face a $50.00 plus fee for the basic high speed service, not including taxes and fees. It will be double once those are calculated in. Today I tried to connect to the net, but my provider is having problems, they are scrambling to serve their dial up customers and this has caused them some grief. Their server is not responding now!
Thanks a whole lot Telus, you greedy so an so…You are playing the big thug, and putting some of us into limbo. I guess that goes with being a big monopoly, they don’t care about the customers at all, as long as they get their money! Their ads say the future is friendly… not for me. I now have to pay more for a service I don’t really want, dial up was fine for me! I may have to get a new computer to cope with this demand? I will have to change all my e-mail contacts, and this in itself will give me a few days stress as my disability doesn’t allow me to sit at my machine for long. I have to figure out how to get my e-mail to change accounts… its a mess which is why I am warning my readers…this blog may get stale. No telling how soon I will be able to get on line and do a post…sorry I will do my best, but if things go sour then you will all now why. The connection is working sporadically, so it may be a while before I can post again, sorry!

Immature Senior- Found Poetry

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Found Poetry

Found Poetry was a favorite of mine when young. You take titles or phrases and combine them create poetry. I used to do this a lot, mainly using song titles. I decided recently to try it again. To follow is the result, and yes every line is truly a song title, some familiar, some less so.

I Do Believe
You’re Nobody ‘Till Somebody Loves You
Just The Way You Are
What A Wonderful World
I Believe
It All Depends On You
I Want To Hold Your Hand
Kiss Kiss Kiss
I Only Want To Be With You
Please Please Me
Stop And Think It Over
Love Me Do
Let It be
Tonight’s The Night

Because Of You
You’re In My Heart
Gentle On My Mind
The Magic Touch
Straight From The Heart
You’re The Reason
I’m Not Alone
I Can’t Stop Loving You
Come Together
You’ll Never Find Another Love Like Mine
I Just Want To Be Your Everything
You Are The One
My True Love
A Total Eclipse Of The Heart.

Immature Senior gets 12,000!

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Good News!

Just recently we topped 12,000 subscribers to our web sight. We are delighted. Now before the stars fade from my eyes I must make something clear. We get no money for this at all. In fact it costs us to have the web site, both in time and cash. The domain name costs us as does the page itself. I have told my husband, “wouldn’t it be nice if we got just a dollar for each subscription?” Yes it would, but we won’t do it. We are simply happy to have so many interested in what we have to say. I will continue to post as often as I can. With my disability it is frequently less than three times a month, sometimes more, but not much. I will continue to keep you all posted on the publication of my books. Over the next few years I will offer them to my publisher. (There are some 20 works, four of which have been published, all written some twenty years ago. I do a bit of editing when I can, so it will be a slow process.) And.. we will continue to offer this page, free of charge, of course.

Zopikan Conjunction – A Fantasy Novel

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My Third Book!

My publisher just contacted me. Zopikan Conjunction, my third work will soon be out as an E-Book. It will be available in all the regular places. Just enter the title in Google or your usual search engine and it will take you right to it. This is my first fantasy/magic writing and I hope you all enjoy it!

One Man’s Yard Sale

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Yard Sales

One man’s yard sale is another man”s living room! This summer we found that our first hand. We needed a hide a bed. Went shopping for one in the local retail outlets. The ones on sale were around $1200.00, so we pout that on hold. Two week after our window shopping we were at a yard sale, the owner was downsizing. She had a hid a bed for sale, never used and it looked it! The mattress was pristine and not just foam but springs! Cost $25.00. A few weeks later my office chair went kaput! We priced new ones they were coming in around a hundred bucks for the low end ones. So once again we put the purchase off, only to find two office chairs the following week at a yard sale, both black bonded leather and in perfect shape,total cost thirty dollars. Wow! Then I was getting the RV ready for our trip to the US. I found our set of small bowls were in terrible shape. Decided to wait until that weekend’s yard sales, maybe some would come up, and they did, three prefect bows, cost twenty five cents. At this rate we could redecorate our house and likely not break two hundred dollars! Yard sales are great, good for the environment as one re-purposes another man’s unwanted, and super for the pocket book!